100% Natural Moisturizing Lip Balm, Free Range Chicken Poop, Original Lip Junk, 1-Tube

If you’re expecting a parody review and a hearty chuckle, this isn’t the review for you. Sorry. Considering how well this product works and how pleasurable it is to use, I’d be remiss to label it as a parody product, too. Rather, it’s just a bit of creative marketing – which worked on me, and I have no regret or buyer’s remorse. This is actually some of the best lip junk out there, actually THE best at this price point.My sister takes some medication that dries her out, and is therefore somewhat of a lip junk connoisseur. She goes through lip balm like no one I’ve ever seen. So, it’s been somewhat of a running joke between us that I try to find unusual brands of therapeutic lip stuff to give her when she comes to visit. I’ve given her some oddly flavored ones over the years, includingPickle Lip Balm,Nacho Cheese Flavored Lip Balm,Accoutrements French Fry Lip Balm,Accoutrements Lip Balm – Wasabi, and many others too numerous to list.When I asked her to describe this product for my review she said it was, “superior,” and rated it as a 9 on a scale of 1-10 for Best Evah. Her all time favorite (rated 10 on our scale) isLipDrink Lip Balm SPF 15 – Jane Iredale – Lip Color – LipDrink Lip Balm SPF 15 – 5.2g/0.18oz, which is competitively priced here at the marketplace, but considerably more expensive than the product at hand. She was unable to describe the flavor of Chicken Poop Lip Junk, but said that it reminds her of shea butter, jojoba, or avocado oil; I think she just meant that it’s reminiscent of high end lip therapies that contain natural ingredients. Just for comparison purposes, she universally gave the other novelty brands (those listed above) a 5 out of 10.Overall, this one’s a winner particularly at this price point. It wins for moisturizing effect, durable wear (infrequent reapplication required), texture and feel, and flavor (which is minimal). Plus the tube is certainly a conversation starter. I think the only reason she gave it a 9 (instead of a 10) is her brand-loyalty to the Lip Drink product. Interestingly enough, when I asked her which one she carries in her purse, the answer was, “the Chicken Poop,of course.” To me that says it all.This is the brand that earns the Purse Distinction in our family. After all, we do try to minimize the extraneous junk in our purses, so anything that earns a ride therein is certainly cherished.